Возгорания - Дневник ICOSIA
Hello commentators, newfags and the rest of you !
Why are farts on fire? My brain said: "Damn problem, let's solve it!". So, burning farts. As the name implies, there is combustion. Combustion is the oxidation of fuel under various conditions, releasing a lot of heat. So, the first thing we need is fuel which enters the mixing chamber under its own weight or pressure. The fuel can be either liquid or solid. On this basis, we can immediately give a classification of firers:
TTP - solid fuel fart
HFO - liquid fuel fuelling.
Solid fuel farts are rare in nature and because they require an open flame to burn, they burn up to complete combustion and are therefore disposable farts.
LIQUID. Liquid pellets can be ignited from:
- External ignition
- Caliche ignition
- Mixing with an oxidising agent.
The first option is as rare as TTP and can also be categorised as a one-off. The third option involves a second nozzle for oxidiser injection. The oxidiser is oxygen. And the most oxygenated liquid in the human body is blood. Thus, women are the prime representatives of LFT. Two nozzles side by side - one with fuel, the other with oxidant. It fires once a month, but the thrust is enough to propel a rocket into near-mass orbit.
That leaves the fusion rocket with a glow ignition. It ignites by increasing the internal energy of the fuel. This happens because the athlete enters the anger stage, body temperature rises, the blood also heats up and the temperature near the mixing chamber rises. The nozzle opens and fuel begins to flow into the chamber (which is why the sporovik smells so bad). And while the sporovik sits - the anus doesn't cool down. And after a while, the fuel spontaneously ignites, releasing a huge amount of heat. The fart ignites.
That's pretty much all the reasons for burnt chairs, bitten wires and strange spontaneous combustions.
Всем чтущим два-чаю ! 😂
5
Why are farts on fire? My brain said: "Damn problem, let's solve it!". So, burning farts. As the name implies, there is combustion. Combustion is the oxidation of fuel under various conditions, releasing a lot of heat. So, the first thing we need is fuel which enters the mixing chamber under its own weight or pressure. The fuel can be either liquid or solid. On this basis, we can immediately give a classification of firers:
TTP - solid fuel fart
HFO - liquid fuel fuelling.
Solid fuel farts are rare in nature and because they require an open flame to burn, they burn up to complete combustion and are therefore disposable farts.
LIQUID. Liquid pellets can be ignited from:
- External ignition
- Caliche ignition
- Mixing with an oxidising agent.
The first option is as rare as TTP and can also be categorised as a one-off. The third option involves a second nozzle for oxidiser injection. The oxidiser is oxygen. And the most oxygenated liquid in the human body is blood. Thus, women are the prime representatives of LFT. Two nozzles side by side - one with fuel, the other with oxidant. It fires once a month, but the thrust is enough to propel a rocket into near-mass orbit.
That leaves the fusion rocket with a glow ignition. It ignites by increasing the internal energy of the fuel. This happens because the athlete enters the anger stage, body temperature rises, the blood also heats up and the temperature near the mixing chamber rises. The nozzle opens and fuel begins to flow into the chamber (which is why the sporovik smells so bad). And while the sporovik sits - the anus doesn't cool down. And after a while, the fuel spontaneously ignites, releasing a huge amount of heat. The fart ignites.
That's pretty much all the reasons for burnt chairs, bitten wires and strange spontaneous combustions.
Всем чтущим два-чаю ! 😂
5
Автор: ICOSIA
11 Окт 2021 в 10:55